Crème caramel, shy and shivering   Ring my bell so well   There's something moving slowly over us   Doesn't matter what you think or where you go   The reason why I'm losing my crust   A giddy contribution   You are merely dealing just enough   To keep the man alive   And sanitised   And keep a lid on his lust      And your wedding night thighs   Kept me alive   All through the good times   When the passion was ripe      Crème caramel, shy and shivering   Ring my bell so well   Smooth and sweet and really unctuous   And our love is mushed   And boy I'm feeling really bruised   I keep thinking my heart isn't true   But it keeps the man alive   I'll take an axe to that lie   When I'm moody and nude      And your wedding night thighs   Kept me alive   All through the good times   And your river blue eyes   Kept me alive   All through the good times   All through the good times   When the passion was ripe