The Rum Tum Tugger calls in "Mr. Mistoffolees," the original    "conjuring cat" to use his magical powers to bring back their    leader. Mistoffolees succeeds in getting back all of the lights,    relocating Old Deuteronomy, and showing off his magic tricks,    including his infamous "conjuring turn."      SOLO:    You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffolees!    The original conjuring cat       The greatest magicians have something to learn    From Mister Mistoffolees' conjuring turn    And you'll all say       Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       He is quiet, he is small, he is black    From the ears to the tip of his tail    He can creep through the tiniest crack    He can walk on the narrowest rail       He can pick any card from a pack    He is equally cunning with dice    He is always deceiving you into believing    That he's only hunting for mice       He can play any trick with a cork    Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste    If you look for a knife or a fork    And you think it is merely misplaced       You have seen it one moment and then it's gone!    But you find it next week lying on the lawn    And we all say       ALL:    Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       And we all say    Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       And we all say    Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       And we all say    Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       MR. MISTOFFOLEES:    Well! My manner is vague and aloof    You would think there was nobody shyer    But voice has been heard on the roof    When I was curled up by the fire       And I've sometimes been heard by the fire    When I was about on the roof    At least they all heard that somebody purred    Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers    And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours    While I was asleep in the hall       SOLO:    And not long ago this phenomenal cat    Produced seven kittens right out of a hat       ALL:    And we all say    Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       SOLO:    And not long ago this phenomenal cat    Produced seven kittens right out of a hat       ALL:    And we all say    Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       Oh! Well I never was there ever    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees       SOLO:    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffolees!