Underwater in a submarine   He smokes a cigarette and blows th' steam   He navigates though th' deep blue sea   All by his lonesome-no company      Mainwaring in his submarine      Rescued a lady from a sinking ship   Then let her go on an iceberg tip   Ferried a family from an island head   Brought them to cannibals on a beach instead      Mainwaring in his submarine      His eyes are hollow just like his cheeks   His faded uniform not washed in weeks   He had a daughter to call his own   Poseidon's water took her long ago      Mainwaring in his submarine      Out the portal late at night   A sailor might see a wat'ry light   And if 'e sees it he'll let it be   It's the lonely Captain in his submarine      Mainwaring, where's your queen?