i been warped by the rain, driven by the snow   i'm drunk and dirty don't you know, and i'm still, oh i'm still   out on the road late at night, i seen my pretty Alice in every head light      I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari   Tehachapi, to Tomapah   driven every kind of rig that's ever been made   now i've driven the back roads so i wouldn't get weighed      chorus   And if you give me weed, whites and wine   and show me a sigh   i'll be willin to be movin      Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico   Baked by the sum, every time I go to Mexico and I'm still   And I"ve been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet   Had my head stoved in and I'm still on my feet   And I'm willin, oh I'm willin      And I been from Tuscon to Tucumacari   Tehachapi to Tonapah   Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made   Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed      And if you give me, weed, whites and wine   and show me a sigh   I'll be willin to be movin