I’m Britney Spears and I’m shaking my ass   I sign a thousand autographs   Please - just get to the point when you talk to me   And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet   Yea this business is f**ked   And I want some fun   I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb and Dumber   Sike- I take that back, I’m just trickin’ you see   Cause when I show my belly everybody copies me   It’s kinda cool, nothin’ but guys   But I’m just Britney Spears and I got all this power      But the bottom line is I don’t even use it   Right when you become a bitch that’s when you lose it   So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?   I’ve always got my friends to hold me all the way   Happiness is the key, and love when you fall   Like Lauren Hill said you ain’t got that - got nothing at all, y’all   So how you been?   It’s been awhile.   But it feels nice   It really feels nice   Yea