Baby, take my car keys and put ?em in your pocket   Lord knows I got no business with them   I?ve been nursin? half a beer for half an? hour   The whole room?s spinnin?      My brain is actin' fuzzy but the vertigo I'm feelin?   Got nothin? to do with inebriation   That kiss that you just handed me, girl   It's a staggerin? revelation      Baby, I never drank that much   To get this high I must be drunk on love      I?ve been down on my knees before the porcelain throne   Sufferin? the wrath of the God of Tequila   After dancin? on a bar, doin' my very best   Cowboy ballerina      Baby, I never drank that much   To get this high I must be drunk on love   Baby, I'm flyin? on a stone cold rush   To get this high I must be drunk on love      I built a pyramid of beer cans on a bar top in Austin   Laid to rest in ?em like some ancient Egyptian   I can see well enough to know, baby   I?m gonna need a intervention      I never drank that much   To get this high I must be drunk on love   Baby, I'm flyin? on a stone cold rush   To get this high I must be drunk on love   To get this high I must be drunk on love      Drunk on love   Drunk on love