The months don't matter, they're laughing at you   And I'll stay in bed if I want to   Well is it Monday, let it be Sunday   I think a diary would help, don't you?      The morning, the menu, the menial grime   I wish I could care but I don't have the time      Cause I'm leading the apathy revolution   And my stamp sized shopping list will have to wait   Come and join me in my apathy revolution   Don't forget your shoes and don't be late      I'm like the late bus   I'm lacking focus and I'm trying to distract you   Is revolution your one solution   To drive me into false action      My phone bill, my finance, my fridge is a mess   I should sort it out but I couldn't care less      Cause I'm leading the apathy revolution   And my stamp sized shopping list will have to wait   Come and join me in my apathy revolution   But don't forget your shoes and don't be late      Revolution, revolution   Revolution, revolution   Revolution, revolution   Revolution, revolution      Cause I'm leading the apathy revolution   And my stamp sized shopping list will have to wait   Come and join me in my apathy revolution   But don't forget your shoes and don't be late