Why do lovers park down deserted lanes   Near haunted houses or homes for the insane   Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed   Later escaped when he chopped off their heads      Why do axe murderers only attack   When you're partially nude   Or you're taking a bath   Though there are times I feel softer then most   Some days like yogurt   And some days like toast      Sorority girls and fraternity boys   Always deflowered if they're rich or they're spoiled   So we never feel bad when aunt betty who's dead   Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when we're making love now I feel so exposed   Might you impale me or turn into those   Creatures over in my mind   Forget about the last five years      Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house   An old women on the porch with three dogs   One of them blind   Who knows what will happen   Or what blind dogs see   And I wish there was some place   I really wanted to be   I'm crossing over