Yeah, that?s the beat right there   I?m about to black out with 100 bars   On some professional shit   So don?t try this at home, yo, yo, yo, yo      My style of rhymin' is ancient like Aztecs an' Mayans   Because I recognize it?s all about timin'   Me an' my freestyle alliance practicin' African Voodoo science   In front of 20 foot bonfires      Lookin' skyward, calculatin'   May 5, 2000, the nine planets?ll be in alignment   The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit   Of a starship the size of the Hale Bopp comet      With Mercury ion rockets   An' a big ass 'Canibus comin' soon' poster on the side of it   I?m known geographically an' intergalactically   That?s why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me      They even tried kidnappin' me an' they would?ve snatched me   If their craft didn?t get trapped in the Earth?s gravity   Engines started to fail, crashed into a farmer?s field   An' that?s really what caused 'Roswell'      Undercover operatives workin' for Com 12   Disguised as a nigga, signed with a record deal   Lyrically I?m off scale   So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y?all feel      Bruisin' niggas, confusin' niggas   Like Chip Fu from the Fu Schnickens   Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles   Hear the wild wolf growl   Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds      Whack niggas wanna be down but it?s not allowed   Interrupt the cipher unannounced an' you?ll get punched in the mouth   With the southpaw southern fist   I?ll bust your shit, swell your lip an' get the bubba shrimp      Back the tougher shit, what a wimp   You giant Goliath, niggas get shot with a rubber sling   I?m an experiment gone bad   My brainwaves on an encephalograph   Show that I?m stark ravin' mad      Your whole scientific staff?ll get killed in a nuclear blast   When I throw the formula stashed in my hand   Flammable liquids in the lab explode   An' you get stabbed with all the flyin' glass      Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts   Trained in chemical weapons class   Just to see how long a nigga's breath?ll last, I put him in a leather mask   Spray his ass with a can of pepper gas   Then watch him grab his neck an' gag      Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh   ?You wanna battle??, is the type of question you should never ask   Nigga, pick a tougher task, see who the fuck?ll last   Whoever lose?ll get a solderin' iron up the ass      You need to recognize, my hand is quicker than the eye   Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives   A lifespan longer than 9 lives, infinite rhymes that can?t die   A nigga with a divine mind      I dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dames   Dividin' myself into 100 ten times   You can?t deny the offerin's an offer   Flows that glow with Aurora?s the spark of light   Water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche      Murder a million MCs, then autograph all of their coffins   Been gettin' it on since I been born an' I?m a live long   An' I?m a be gettin' it on till I?m gone   Look at all the stages I been on, all the songs that I spit on      I took an oath to rip everything I get on   A nigga like me should have carpal tunnel syndromes   In the wrist bones from grippin' microphones this long   I?m just a small fish in a big pond      An' gets pissed off whenever I get picked on   Nigga try to flip an' get flipped on   My army march, a million strong   Like the Nation of Islam, with suede timbs on      Extremely hostile   Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits an' night vision goggles   A lyrical lynch mob, shittin' on niggas   Drawn to a hideous form with horns an' a mink on      Duckin' down low like Vietnam fightin' the Vietcong   Screamin', ?Incoming? when I see a bomb   Speak to your leader, surrender your arms   You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds      Plus 800,000 to even consider a war   An' 200,000 more to even look hard   You better drop your flag an' withdraw   My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors      An' smash y?all   Attach y?all to the back of my horse   An' drag y?all across the motherfuckin' asphalt   9 outta 10 niggas is frauds      You know who you are always talkin' about your bitches an' your cars   Your jewelry an' your girls, it?s like we from two different worlds   You motherfuckers really get on my nerves   'Cause I?m beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit      I close my eyes when I freestyle, so I could read what picture crossed in   Then raise my arms like a sorcerer an' cast a fireball into the audience   To barbecue your brain organs   You feel like you?ve been thrown in a microwave oven      I flame broil suckers an' hit ?em with some more shit   The raw shit, call my reinforcements, the Four Horsemen   Take a big piece of chalk an' draw a line across the stage pulpit   I dare a motherfucker to cross it      I?ll even call my man, Black Rob at two in the mornin'   Tell him it?s important, tell him to call Sting   3 way an' sing a chorus   Break your camcorders so you motherfuckers can?t record it      Call the news, I?ll kill your reporters   Start a lawsuit, I?ll kill your lawyers   Fuck the soft shit an' fuck what y?all think   My album?s gold 'cause my album was the bomb, shit      Y?all niggas got your ass beat 'cause you asked for it   Got your picture taken an' put in a tabloid   'Cause you a man an' you like to touch little boys   You fuck 'em in the ass, then you give ?em cash for it      That?s some sick shit, homeboy   A hundred years ago, they?d have took you to see Sigmund Freud   You fraudulent, feminine, fragile as a feather is   With an effortless blow, I?ll crack your whole skeleton      You think you?re better than Canibus, where?s the evidence?   You got below average intelligence an' poor penmanship   You need to shut the fuck up 'cause your breath stink   Take fifty cents an' purchase a pack of Peppermints      Battlin' me? You never win   You thought you was the only nigga that could sneak a weapon in?   Nigga, guess again, 'cause after I?m finished wreckin' this shit   I?m a drink a whole bottle of Henney an' go fuck a lesbian