The stupidest show on TV   Was when I saw that little girl go by   She had such cute blonde hair   She had a good time   But she nearly fainted as the play began   They locked her in the cage   She was amazed   They're all too small to pitch the fork   There's always more to say      Weeeeeeee goooooooo maaaaad at the end of the day   And we won't let go   We don't know      The stupidest girl that I've met   Was at the disco   The one that people love   She had such cute blonde hair   She had a good time   But she nearly fainted as the play began   They locked her in the cage   She was amazed   They're all too small to pitch the fork   There's always more to say      Keep smiling go to the parties   You will be a star   You will go far