Oh, arrested on charges over unemployment   He was sitting in the witness stand.   The judges wife called a district attorney   She said free that browned eye man   If you want your job you better free that brown eyed handsome man.      Well, flying across the desert in a TWA,   I saw a woman walkin' in the sand.   She'd be walking thirty miles en route to bombay   To meet a brown eyed handsome man,   Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man.      Way back in history three thousand years,   In fact ever since the world began,   There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears   Over a brown eyed handsome man,   A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man.      Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind   Between a doctor and a lawyer man.   Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself   A brown eyed handsome man,   Just like your daddy was, a brown eyed handsome man.      Well, the milo de venus was a beautiful lass,   She had the world in the palm of her hand   She lost both her arms in a wrestling match   To win a brown eyed handsome man,   She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man.      Well, a two, three the count with nobody home   He hit a hi'flyer into the stand.   A rounded third he was a-headin' for home   It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game.   It was a brown eyed handsome man.