My problems, didn't know I had   My problems make me so sad   My problems must be really bad   Cause everybody's telling me   I gotta go fix my problems      My hair's not bouncy, what should I do?   My teeth aren't straight, my clothes aren't new   My freckles are weird, my hands aren't slender   Got too many problems to remember      My problems, didn't know I had   My problems make me so sad   My problems must be really bad   Cause everybody's telling me   I gotta go fix my problems      Don't know what's happening on that show   The big hit song, don't know how it goes   Don't keep up with celebrity facts   So many problems, I can't relax      So many problems, what should I do?   Do other people have them too?   Must be something wrong with me   Help I need a remedy, help I need a remedy      Everything's wrong, my face, my hair   What they don't know is that I don't care   I don't need you to tell me who to be   I'll decide what's wrong with me      My problems, you don't know about   My problems, I can figure out   My problems, you don't need to know   I don't need your help so   Worry about your own problems