Oh! Neil   I’ve loved you for so long   I never dreamed you’d put me in a song      I’m Carol   And I live in Tennessee   I never hoped that you’d remember me      Darling, when I saw you at the square dance   My pulse skipped a beat   My heart felt so heavy   Like I had too much to eat      Then you took me walking in the moonlight   It was, oh, so sublime   I had too much molasses   And your lips stuck to mine      Oh! Neil   I’d even give up a month’s supply of chewin’ tobacky   Just to be known as Mrs. Neil Sedaky      My Grandpappy, he don’t like your records   He said if I play them, I will surely die      Lookout, I see him comin’ with his shotgun!    There’s nothing left to do...   Oh! Neil    I’ll surely die for you!      (Shotgun blast)   (Grandpappy) I told that gal not to play them dad-gum Neil Sedaky records!