When we were teenagers      We went through a mean age      We think we know just what you mean      We were typical siblings      With plenty of quibblings      I think we can sing you this scene            Big brothers are supposed to be smart      So how come they act so dumb?       Big brothers are supposed to have feelings      But most of the time they're numb      When we're looking for heroes      We usually find a clown      We're supposed to look up at them      So how come we're looking down?             (*) big brother are supossed to be nice      So how come they act like nerds?       Setting an awful example      Using x-rated words; they're really gross      We diagnosis them right for the local shrink      Big brothers,      Big brothers are not as big as they think            Nag, nag, nag, nag!      Aren't they the worst? the worst!            (**) kid sisters, where do they get all the dumbness from?       She just won't leave alone, always tagging after me      What a bummer, I don't get no privacy      Kid sisters, who do you think baby-sits?       Hey mister, don't you agree it's the pits?       We deserve some kind of loving cup      Kid sisters, when ya gonna grow up?             Oh yeah (yeah) wanna fight? (yeah)      Repeat (*) and (**) at the same time      But that was yesterday! (yesterday)            And today (and today) we can say (we can say)      That as the number ends (as it ends)      We're what every sister and brother should hopefully be      The very best of friends!