You gotta four piece band and a L.A. tan   You smile at me and you shake my hand   But I got something baby that you need   You'll stab me in the back just to watch me bleed      Always tellin' me about what you got   Always buggin' me about what I'm not   Always comin' off like some big shot   Wasting my precious time      I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine   I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine   I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine      There's a man in D.C. and he speaks for me   But all he cares about is his Texas tea   Well, I don't know what he will say   But I'll bet money that I'm gonna pay      Always tellin' me about what you got   Always buggin' me about what I'm not   Always comin' off like some big shot   Wasting my precious time      I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine   I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine   Well I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine   Oh yeah      I've been milked real slow so many years in a row   I wonder when my bucket's gonna overflow   He's giving me advice like he's my best friend   But all he wants from me is a billboard grin      Always tellin' me about what you got   Always buggin' me about what I'm not   Always comin' off like some big shot   Wasting my precious time      I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine   I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine   Well I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine