My girlfriend told me   That she don't love me anymore   She packed her bags and her cell phone   And moved right next door      She called and told me   She was moving in with my best friend   This is where the party ends      I used to love her bad   But she didn't love me   Used to kiss her lips   Now I watch them bleed      Gave her a diamond ring   Now I want it back   Besides she sucked in the sack      (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Sucked in the sack   (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Want my ring back      (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   My heart is black   (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Screw my friend Jack      I can see her through the window   With my ex-friend Jack   She broke my heart   So my guitar and me wrote this crap      I don't care if their love affair ever lasts   'Cause I'm about to kick his ass      I used to love her bad   But she didn't love me   Used to kiss her lips   Now I watch them bleed      Gave her a diamond ring   Now I want it back   Besides she sucked in the sack      (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Sucked in the sack   (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Want my ring back      (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   My heart is black   (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Screw my friend Jack      One day Jack came over to apologize   He told me my ex which is his new girlfriend   Was out every night      Jack said, "I think she's been cheating   With my new friend Jim"   Say you love her too bad   'Cause now she loves him      Pulled a Jerry Springer on me   Now you're outta luck   My new girlfriend thinks you all suck      I used to love her bad   But she didn't love me   Used to kiss her lips   Now I watch them bleed      Gave her a diamond ring   Now I want it back   Besides she sucked in the sack      I used to love her bad   But she didn't love me   Used to kiss her lips   Now I watch them bleed      Gave her a diamond ring   Now I want it back   Besides she sucked in the sack      Sucked in the sack   (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Want my ring back      (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   My heart is black   (Bittersweet, bittersweet)   Screw my friend Jack