Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee   My name is brian and I'm the man   I write hit songs with a wave of my hand   Songs of surf and sun and sand   I make great music with my band   Songs you dance to and songs of joy   I'm the original beach boy      Everybody's gone surfin' surfin usa      All the songs I used to write   Talked about girls who weren't too bright   Round round get around I got around   What I was lookin' for I never found   As time goes on I've seen the light   Intelligent chicks are dynamite      When I grow up to be man   Giddy-up giddy-up 409      Now some guys like the flashy types   And some guys dig the ugly types   I'm no different from the rest   I love hips and legs and breasts   But strictly on a higher plane   What really turns me on's her brain      Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls   Sexy legs with high iqs   Smart girls, I love the smart girls   You brainy babes with your attitudes      Smart smart smart smart girls      Did I love you little surfer girl   Or was it just your bod and long blonde curls   Fun fun fun was all we heard   Cruisin' in her daddy's thunderbird   Ba ba ba ba barbara ann   She ran away with another man      This is the worst trip   Help me, rhonda   Get her out of my heart      Rhonda helped helped, helped me for a while   Not much going on behind her smile   I wanna hot hot, massive stimulation   Women with more imagination   Yeah smart girls are my inspiration   Given me   Good good good good vibrations      Wouldn't it be nice   If they gave phds   For strokin' me with hypotheses   Gimme a gal who teaches school   Who's not afraid to break the rules   Women doctors and lawyers, too   Can really make a man out of you      Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls   Sexy legs with high iqs   Smart girls, I love the smart girls   You brainy babes with your attitudes      Smart smart smart smart girls      Smart girls   Wish they all could be   Smart girls   Rhyme in poetry   A clever head is a real turn-on   You bright, you brainy amazons   Authors, scientists, and architechts   Sultry babes with intellect      Don't worry baby   Everything will turn out      God only knows what I'd be   Without smart girls   Hip hop and harmony   I'm wiser now, I know where it's at   Intelligence is an aphrodisiac   So if you're seekin' that perfect mate   Listen to brian, beauty's great but      Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls   Sexy legs with high iqs   Smart girls, I love the smart girls   You brainy babes with your attitudes      Big brains are awesome, dude      Smart smart smart smart girls      Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls   Sexy legs with high iqs   Smart girls, I love the smart girls   You brainy babes with your attitudes      I wanna congratulate you   You were just fine