Oh there's a man in town all the women know   He goes by the name of Nosey Joe   He don't care if they're married, he takes his pick   Long as they're women, he's ready to stick      His big nose in their business   His big nose in their business   Oh that's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know      Well he ain't good lookin' and he ain't big and strong   That guy's got a nose that's four foot long   I'm tellin' you women, now this ain't no jive   You get too close this man will drive      His big nose in your business   His big nose in your business   Oh that's Nosey Joe   The nosiest guy I know      Oh I saw him just the other day   Tried to steal my gal away   He offered her money, he offered her love   She said, "Thank you sir, but please don't shove"      Your big nose in my business   Your big nose in my business   Oh that's Nosey Joe   The nosiest guy I know      Old Nosey finally lost his life   Messin' with my buddy's wife   My buddy he caught him with his chick   Chopped off his nose, now he can't stick      His big nose in my business   His big nose in your business   Oh that's Nosey Joe   The nosiest guy I know      Dig that nose