We're only making plans for Nigel   We only want what's best for him   We're only making plans for Nigel   Nigel just needs this helping hand      And if young Nigel says he's happy   He must be happy   He must be happy   He must be happy in his work      We're only making plans for Nigel   He has his future in British Steel   We're only making plans for Nigel   Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed      And if young Nigel says he's happy   He must be happy   He must be happy   He must be happy in his work      Nigel is not outspoken   But he likes to speak   And loves to be spoken to   Nigel is happy in his work   Oh, Nigel is happy in his work   Oh, Nigel is happy in his work