I think this place is swell   There's much familiar here   I get my laundry done   I haven't gotten phone calls in years      When I'm feelin' tired   I can turn off all the lights   With no one knockin' on the door   Pretend I'm not alive but      Daddy, it's Saturday   And I don't wanna go outside   And mow the grass today      Say, would you love me just as much   If I was just your stupid kid?   I said, would you love me just as much   If I was just your stupid kid?      Well they tell me that I'm bright   Sometimes I think they're right   But I guess I will ever know   'Cuz I won't go outside      Some days it's just so hot   And others it's so cold   Too much exposure to the sun   Will just make me look old      But daddy it's Saturday   And I don't wanna go outside   And mow the grass today      Said, would you love me just as much   If I was just your stupid kid   Say, would you love me just as much   If I was just your stupid kid      Well isn't it Saturday   Sure feels like Saturday   So, wake me Saturday   Daddy, it's Saturday      Well my watch is off to things I never seen   With these walls higher than the cost   Of opportunity      'Cuz I'm too big for my bed   And I've outgrown my shoes   But my fear of leaving   Is the one thing just can't lose      But daddy it's sat   I don't wanna go outside   And mow the grass today      Say, would you love me just as much   If I went out and got a job   If I never left your house   [Unverified]   If I never matter much more   I'm just your stupid kid      Would I love me just as much   If I was just your stupid kid