I could be anything   You want me to be   Cook you nice dinners   And then gently rub your feet   I could be a perfect wife   And be your slave for life   But I won't, no I won't      [Verse 1:]   I could be the sweetest thing   You think you've ever seen   Dress up in skimpy clothes   All to fulfill your dreams   I could do anything   To show how much u mean   But I won't, no I won't      [Chorus:]   I'll be a fly in your soup   The one that's always in your face   Try to wave me away   I'll be right back on your case   I'm the stain on your suit   Yeah, the one you can't replace   Just because I can   I'll be the itch on your back   On a spot that you can't reach   I'm the reason you crack   Yeah, I'm like a bad disease   Just because I can   Just because I can      [Verse 2:]   I could be the mistress   Who says she doesn't care   And I'll keep on smiling   When you're treating me like air   I could be your best friend   The one who's always there   But I won't, no I won't      [Chorus:]   I'll be a fly in your soup   The one that's always in your face   Try to wave me away   I'll be right back on your case   I'm the stain on your suit   Yeah, the one you can't replace   Just because I can   I'll be the itch on your back   On a spot that you can't reach   I'm the reason you crack   Yeah, I'm like a bad disease   Just because I can   Just because I can      I am gonna be the thing in your head   Keeping you awake at night in your bed   And every time you feel you're losing control   Remember I'm the one who dug you that hole   Just because I can      I can be the things you want   But I won't...