Well, I knock on my candy to find out if it's good   Like I know people who know people that knock on wood   I say let them have just what they want   I slept through the morning like a big old bear   Took me ages to get started, to get somewhere   I say let them have what they want   But just what do they want?      Come on and take a ride   No this ain't a song   How long, how long   No this ain't a song   We haven't got a thing at all   But it sounds just like a verse somehow      You have joined a religion based on candy bars   Some go worshipping Jesus, some mini-mars   I say let me get just what I need   Well I look out for a song, and this is always on my mind   Got a handful of stitches that work out really nice   Give them what they want      Come on and take a ride   No, this ain't a song   How long, how long   No, this ain't a song   We haven't got a thing at all   But it sounds just like a verse somehow      Come on and take a ride   No, this ain't a song   How long, how long   No, this ain't a song   We haven't got a thing at all   But it sounds just like a verse somehow