Now let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine   Well he came into town on a long wide pony   And he road into town   And he thought he could make a dime   By working at the local mac's milk   So he went on downtown and decided he would make a job   and make some money   Then all of a sudden his little pony broke down   And he no longer had a little pony to drive      Dont go downtown   Gonna go downtown   He's going downtown   Where's he going downtown?   He's a going downtown   Gonna go downtown      So now let me tell you 'bout another little friend of mine   He goes by the name of Joseph   But we dont know what he really goes by   So we sent him down the road and we gave him   a little time to think about himself   And then he got into his car   And he'd just turned 18   So he went on down to the local piercing shop   And he decided he would get a piercing down where   nobody would see the piercing   So he got the piercing down there where nobody   would see the piercing   And then the piercing got in the way   And oh downtown   The piercing downtown   Go downtownDont go downtown   Gonna go downtown   He's going downtown   Where's he going downtown?   He's a going downtown   Gonna go downtown      Going downtown   Go downtown      He's a going downtown   Oh bring it home boys   And we're going downtown   Gonna see the boys downtown   Oh bring it home boys   Come on now   Bring it downtown   Gonna go downtown   Gettin' downtown      Somebody hang up the phone   I gotta go downtown   i gotta hang up the phone because I'm going downtown   I tell ya you better stop hitting those pots and pans boy   I tell ya what if you dont stop hitting those damn pots and pans   I tell ya what now