I was driving through Georgia in late July   On a day hot enough to make the Devil sigh   I saw a homemade sign written in red   Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead      Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down   Took a two lane road to a one horse town   There was a party going on when I got there   I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor      He said, "We got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine   Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine   Help yourself to some but obey the law   If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl"      When the band started playing the Watermelon Queen said   "Let me show you something that you ain't never seen"   She grabbed me by the arm said, "Come on let's go"   She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed      She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees   Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet   She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw   Said, "This is how you do the watermelon crawl"      She said, "We got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine   Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine   Help yourself to some but obey the law   If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl"      Well if you're ever down in Georgia round about July   If you ain't in a hurry then you ought to stop by   I can guarantee that you're gonna have a ball   Learning how to do the watermelon crawl      Well we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine   Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine   Help yourself to some but obey the law   If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl      Do the watermelon crawl   Have fun you all   Do the watermelon crawl