Have a banana, Hannah   Try the salami, Tommy   Give with the gravy, Davy   Everybody eats when they come to my house      Have a tomato, Plato   Here's cacciatore, Dorie   Have some baloney, Tony   Everybody eats when they come to my house      I'll fix your favorite dishes   Hopin' this good food will fills ya   Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone   You better eat if it kills ya      Pass me a pancake, Mandrake   Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy   Look in the fendel, Mendel   Everybody eats when they come to my house      Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny   Everybody eats when they come to my house      Pastafazoola, Talullah   Do have a bagel, Fagel   Don't be so bashful, Nashville   Everybody eats when they come to my house      This is a party, Marty   Now don't be so picky, Micky   You get the cherry, Jerry   Everybody eats when they come to my house      All of my friends are welcome   Don't try me coax me, you moax you   Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?   You better eat if it chokes you      [Incomprehensible] for Franky   [Incomprehensible]   Chile con carne for Barney   Everybody eats when they come to my house      Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony   Almost catch with their feet under my table   They eat just as much as they're able   [Incomprehensible]   'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house