Could today have got any worse   I've got dog crap in my hair    And I think I've been cursed      Dog Crap in my hair      I tryed to wash it out    But my showers bust   I wacked my nose on a chair   And I think I've been cursed   Cursed      Chorus:   Cursed from the devil   Cursed from the pyramids   Cursed from a witch   Life is such a bitch      Repeat Chorus      Such a bitch      (Guitar solo)      Repeat Chorus      My cat pissed in my trainers   I went out for a run   I thought I was getting sweaty   When I knew it wasn't fun   Was not funny      I locked myself out   And saw my oven on   I smashed a window to get in   My chickens overdone      Repeat Chorus      Lost my ticket to a gig   Now I'm done £50   Slipped up in public   People took the mick      Repeat Chorus x2      Dog crap in my hair   Showers bust, need to repair   Wacked my nose on a chair   Pissed in trainers life's unfair      Repeat Chorus x2