Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew   They wanna do a story 'bout me and you   They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard   There'll be cameras on their shoulders   We'll be readin' cue cards   Leave them long johns on the line   If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine      They're gonna put us on   Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous   They wanna see us go hog wild   Over beans and barbecue   They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks   The holes in all our socks   Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous      Tell 'em bout your mama and the bowling league   Tell 'em bout junior and his baseball team   I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall   I'll blow a few times on my new duck call   Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day   We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays      They're gonna put us on   Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous   They wanna see us go hog wild   Over beans and barbecue   They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks   The holes in all our socks   Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous      Yeah our idea of high class livin'   Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night   Our Champagne and Caviar   Is an RC cola and a moon pie      I'm talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous