'Silent Night', 'Snowy Night', 'The First Noel' alone   The only 'Jingle Bells' 'round here are on the motel phone   She calls me, comforts me, holding back a tear   She's wishing on that yonder star and I'm missing Christmas here      At the Holiday Inn, no tinsel or mistletoe   Holiday Inn, one bed and HBO   The whole world is rejoicing with family and friends   And I'm watching 'It's A Wonderful Life' at the Holiday Inn      Christmas Eve used to be a peaceful dream of joy   But as I toss and turn tonight, I hear a scuffled noise   What's that, it can't be, it sounds kinda like reindeer   But I really doubt the bearded one makes deliveries here      At the Holiday Inn, no tinsel or mistletoe   Holiday Inn, one bed and HBO   The whole world is rejoicing with family and friends   And I'm watching 'It's A Wonderful Life' at the Holiday Inn      I look out the peephole, I can't believe what I see, yeah   It's my baby in a Santa hat and she's smilin' at me   She brings in a two foot tree and hangs a wreath on the wall   Looks like it's gonna be a very merry after all      Holiday Inn with tinsel and mistletoe   Holiday Inn, one bed and HBO   The whole world is rejoicing with family and friends   And we're watching 'It's A Wonderful Life' at the Holiday Inn   Yeah, and it's a wonderful life at the Holiday Inn