Got a tow   From a guy named Joe   Cost sixty dollars   Hope I don't run out of dough      Told me 'bout a sex offense   Put him three days in jail   Stuck in Indianapolis   Hope I live to tell the tale      Can't go west, can't go east   I'm stuck in Indianapolis   With a fuel pump that's deceased   Ten days on the road now   I'm four hours from my home town   Is this Hell or Indianapolis   With no way to get around      Called my girl to tell her   Of the trouble that I'd had   First time I called her in ten days   Guess that made her mad      Far as she's concerned   I belong in this Hoosier state   Stuck in Indianapolis   With no way to set things straight      Can't go west, can't go east   I'm stuck in Indianapolis   With a fuel pump that's deceased   Ten days on the road now   I'm four hours from my home town   Is this Hell or Indianapolis   With no way to get around      Sittin' in this bar   Is gettin' more than I could stand   If I could catch a ride   Really think, I'd ditch this van      Who knows what this repair will cost   Scared to spend a dime   I'll puke if that jukebox plays   John Cougar one more time      But If I ever leave here   I hope never to return   If I get that van back   Man, the road, I'm gonna burn      Right now, my future's in the hands   Of the boys, down at Firestone   Stuck in Indianapolis   Feelin' all alone      Can't go west, can't go east   I'm stuck in Indianapolis   With a fuel pump that's deceased   Ten days on the road now   I'm four hours from my home town   Is this Hell or Indianapolis   With no way to get around      Is this Hell or Indianapolis   With no way to get around