Monster Mash   (Who knows?)      I was working in the lab, late one night   When my eyes beheld a eerie sight   For my monster from the slab began to rise   And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash      From my laboratory in the castle east   To the master bedroom where the vampires feast   The ghouls all came from their humble abode   To get a jolt from my electrodes, they did the mash      The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun   The guests included Wolf man, Dracula and his son      The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds   Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds   The coffin baggers were about to arrive   With their vocal group, 'The Crypt Kicker Five'   They played the mash      Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring   Seems he was troubled by just one thing   He opened the lid and shook his fist and said   "What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"   It's now the mash      Now every thing's cool, Drac's a part of the band   And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land   For the living, this mash was meant too   When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you   Then you can mash