Lightning bugs buzzing ?round the piss elm tree   I?m a hundred miles form reality   Take a big drag-suck it all in   Blow it out the window, let it ride on the wind      I see indigo wheels of purple and blue   People on TV, look like me and you   There?s spiders on the ceiling and buzzards on the wall   If I could find the telephone, I?d give you a call      Smoking in bed, smoking in bed   It?s bad for my body, good for my head   I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed      Have any y?all ever seen a mattress burn   While listening to the Byrds sing ?Turn, Turn, Turn'?   I?ve seen it happen, I?m living proof   If you don?t believe me look at the hole in my roof      Now I can lay around the here and look at the sky   And watch the fuzzy black dragons as they fly by   I think it?s time to roll a bog ole fatty   And try to find the phone to call Miss Paisley Patty      Smoking in bed, smoking in bed   It?s bad for my body, good for my head   I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed      Smoking in bed, smoking in bed   It?s bad for my body, good for my head   I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed