goin' home last night   suddenly I got a frieght   yeah I looked through the window and suprised what I saw.   Fairy boots were dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!      fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me   yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies   Yeah faries wear boots and you gotta believe me   I saw it, I saw it, with my own two eyes,    well alright now!      So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me   he said son, son, you've gone to far couse smokin' and trippen' is all that you do.