Listen, hon, I mean, ah, as slamming as you are and all that good   Stuff   It ain't doing me no good out here cause you got too many clothes on   So why don't we just take this cab and uh, slide on uptown and uh   Slip outta this uncomfortableness of the world around us. Do you know   What, you know what I am saying babes? Matter of fact uhhhhh      Listen to me honey   Ah, honey listen here please   If sexy were a virus   Then you have a disease   Slamming is your styling   Let me speak for a while and   Tell you all about the grand slamming   (Why are you smiling?)   Let's do the uptown slide   Don't need a transfer or auto ride   We only need a cab with us inside   Finally finally we got uptown   And when we got uptown   Honey's drawers came down   Did the audio visual   She had the residual   Bah bah Dres, now tell me have U.N.E. Pull   I said honey uhhh, again I said it slow   Coming out the boxers and my joint will surely grow   Then she started feeling   Yes it was appealing   I thought of slamming girlfriend from the floor to the ceiling   We started five play   She said that she would come   I said it wasn't four play   Because I used my thumb   Nibbled on her neck   Oh, what the heck   She said, 'One two, one two' and went down for a mike check   Her mike sounds nice check one   Her mike sounds nice check two   She did this 'till it was all gone   I told her to slow down   But she kept on      And on, and on, and on, she kept onrepeated four times   (Added during second line)   You gotta do something about those wisdom teeth baby   (Added during fourth line)   Though your sounding as good as a CD   Second Verse   Everything was Dolby, or rather was ok   She was playing Frito and I play the Lay      Then I heard a knock only to hear a voice say   Yo, you can't have a show without the DJ   I entered in my drawers   To show that I was live   The hoe didn't believe that I was nine point five   She said, 'Let me see it Lawnge, may I see it please?'   I said, 'Yeah, get a good look. Drop to your knees.'   I was erectified. I gave her the proof   And then I suggested a little roof roof   She was uptight, I said, 'Hon, there's nothing wrong   I'm the sugar dick daddy Mista Lawnge   Don't get offended by the position I recommended   Doggy style is my shit   The bottom is what I hit   I didn't eat her   Or Rita, just beat her   Bonita, Bonita, Bonita   Uhhhhhhh      Tip and Sugar Dick, blazing trails of evil   Lawnge you got the felt 'cause I sure 'nough got the needle   Now put them on the arm that pertrudes like a stick   And live up to your name   Mista Lawnge Sugar Dick   As the dookie hits the fan   Here comes the horny man   To finish up the task   So I'm scopein out that ass   Lawnge, she wants it   Her hands spread the butt cheeks   Tip plus Lawnge plus hoe equals wet sheets      God damn   Yo, somebody give me   A horny time   Somebody give me a ho   Spread the ass   Just give me a ho   No man   Somebody give me a ho   I'm gonna come in your face   Somebody give me a ho   I'm coming, in your face   Somebody give me a ho   I'm gonna come in your face   Somebody give me a ho   Bitch just let me pee on you   Let me pee on you   Let me pee on you   Somebody give me a ho   I've got the anal sun god   I've got the anal sun god   Let me pee on you   Somebody give me a ho   Ahhhhhhhh   I can't hold it no more      And on, and on, and on, she kept onrepeated four times   (Added during second line)   You gotta do something about those wisdom teeth baby   (Added during fourth line)   Though your sounding as good as a CD   Second Verse   Everything was Dolby, or rather was ok   She was playing Frito and I play the Lay