Well, now   If there's a lover's graveyard   She's digging me a grave   Well, I'm sure my marker will read      World's biggest sucker for a pretty face   Ooh, every time, I think I've finally, gone found my mate   Well, she feels scared or she feels trapped   And eventually escapes      So now, I'm loving the bottle   I'm trying to kill the pain   Lips wrapped around it like the end of a gun   I'm gonna drink her love away      Yeah, love is for losers   The greatest lovers were fools   Love will pick you up and bury you down in the dumps   It'll make a cold stiff one out of you      Ooh, I don't know why I fall for it   It's so cliche   Life's some kind of twisted game   I just can't help but play      Ooh, I'm a pawn and they're all queens   They know all the secret moves   And just when I think I've won   They always go and change the rules      Yeah, love's like a bar tap   You just drink it away   It just keeps on building up   And in the end you've gotta pay      So now, I'm hitting on a waitress   I keep calling her, nurse   Love will leave you like an empty glass   When you're dying of thirst      Can I have just one more beer, nurse?   Can't you see, I'm dying here, now, nurse?   Can't you see I'm too dry for tears, now, nurse?   Ohh, nurse, can I have just one more beer, nurse?      Yeah, if you want to find me   Well, you know where I've been   I'm committing suicide   Down 50 Bourbon St.      Yeah, if you won't find me   Well, you know where I've been   I'm just waiting for my hearse to arrive   Down the 50 Bourbon St.      50 Bourbon, I can't see, I'm down here   Ohh, can I have just one more beer?   At 50 Bourbon, at 50 Bourbon, at 50 Bourbon   At 50 Bourbon, at 50 Bourbon, at 50 Bourbon St.