She sees him flag down the waitress   A picture of greeting and class   She brings him his beer in a bottle   Then he goes and pours it in a glass      Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks   It takes more than a cowboy hat to really make them cool   And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks    That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool      Now a bottle is what drinkin' was made for    It doesn't take some suds to make that clear   You won't find Martinis on the dance floor   But I can do the two-step drinkin' beer       Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks    It takes more than some cowboy boots to really make them cool   And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks    That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool      Pour anything you want into a coctail    Those highbrow drinks don't show how smart you are   It's not that kinda class that made Budweiser   It's the higher education at the bar      Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks    It takes more than the honky tonk to really make them cool   And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks    That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool       Yeah, that's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool