If I had my druthers, I?d druther have my druthers   Than anything else I know   While you?d druther hustle, accumulatin? muscle   I?d druther watch daisies grow      While they?re growin? slow   And the summer breeze is blowin?   My heart is overflowin? and so   If I had my druthers, I?d druther have my druthers   Than anything else I know      Robert, you think you could agree   With that kind of a philosophy?   Agree? I live it      If I had my druthers, I?d druther have my druthers   Than work anywheres at all   Don?t nobody call      Huh, it ain?t that I hates it   Why, in fact, I even contemplates it   While watchin? raindrops fall   I sits there for hours developin? my powers   Of figurin? how flowers gets tall      If I had my druthers, I?d druther have my druthers   Than anything else at all   If I had my druthers to choose from all the others   I?d druther be like I am      I like you just the way you are   This thing called employment   Detracts from my enjoyment   And tightens my diaphragm      Oh, you poor lamb   Whilst I?m doin? nary   A thing that?s necessary   I?m happy as a cherry stone clam   Some of my best friends are clams      If I had my druthers to choose from all the others   I?d druther be like I am   If we had our druthers, we?d rather have our druthers   Than anything else we know      Our forefathers wrote it and often times we quote it   Whenever we?re feelin? low   Monsieur John?   As direct descendants we figure independence      Ain?t only in Missouri and so if we had our druthers   We?d rather have our druthers than anything else we know   Why sho?, huh   Than anything else we know      Yebo', than anything else we know   Enco?, than anything else we know   Goodnight, leave a call