She's as beautiful as a foot   She's as beautiful as a foot   She heard somebody say, the other day      Didn't believe it when he bit into her face   Didn't believe it when he bit into her face   It tasted just like a fallen arch      She's as beautiful as a foot   She's as beautiful as a foot   She heard somebody say, the other day      Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place   Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place   Her face changing now, a guernsey cow      She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot   She heard someone say, the other day