My name is Bob   and I don't have a job      [chorus]      I don't know why I say these things   but it's the reason why I sing my song   It's why I sing my song   I don't know why I say these things   but it's the reason why I sing my song   it's why I sing my song   I don't know why I say these things   but it's the reason why I sing my song      [verse 1]      Catch me cruisin through Decatur with my streetwalkers   spittin, pimpin at these women, ain't a sweet talker   a young country boy, came up out the creekwater   what a grizzly boy, lookin like a beast on it   now I don't like the law, so fuck the police department   pullin me over, and I don't even be speedin on em   Well I think it's cause they don't like me, well me so sorry   cause I got all the caucasians saying that he's so bossy   well long story short, this is me and I'm bossy   If I wasn't smokin weed, then I'd be drinking coffee   well pour this in my cup, just to show I give a fuck bout what ya'll be thinkin nd what I'm sayin, gone and zip it up       I don't even know why I'm in this goddamn booth      [chorus[      but it's the reason why I sing my song   it's why i sing my song   I don't know why I say these things   but it's the reason why I sing my song   it's why I sing my song   I don't know why I say these things   but it's the reason why I sing my song      [verse 2]   If you ain't noticed I don't really give a damn   this life's too hard to follow rules and be takin exams   so I decided to do music just to make some fans   so while I got the mic I want to say fuck Uncle Sam   I just think of crazy shit and try to make it jam   so when I'm tired of rappin I sing the best I can   simpy cause I ain't got nothin better to do with time   I'd rather producin rhymes than slangin and shootin dimes   I ain't really got nothin else to say but I'll finish it   just to show ya'll how ya'll can benefit if I'm generous   I'll just write a verse, sit back and collect percentages   It's 4 o'clock and I don't even think I'm finished yet      [chorus]   but it's the reason why I sing my song   it's why i sing my song   I don't know why I say these things   but it's the reason why I sing my song   it's why I sing my song   I don't know why I say these things   but it's the reason why I sing my song      It's why I sing my song   It's why I sing my song   It's why I sing my song   my song   my song   my song