He's got a Z-Door daydream   It's a fantasy   Chrome plated pipe dream   Watch it gleam   It's a sweet 350   It's a laser beam      Oh, oh, it's Camaro Man      Everybody's wasted   They're sucking smoke   He'll finish first place   "-He's the most   You won't find a trace of him   Coast to coast      Oh, oh, it's Camaro Man!      Alright ladies and gentlemen, we've got a real pressure-cooker here. At the line, it's a red mint Camaro, and it's all balls in a '66 Buick Special. Four-three-two-one and let's race It's chrome to chrome, door hinge to door hinge, wheel to wheel and the Camaro makes his move he's pulling out he's hit 5th gear! It's a winner! It's a winner! It's it's Camaro Man      All the babes are fingers   Through his mullet dooooo   And the boys are pissed off   It's the way he moves   So sorry, honey   There's no room for you       Oh, oh, it's Camaro Man!