Please, please, he's on his knees   Flying through the air with the greatest of ease   Roland D. Rhodes, clean and fat   Worst gets a wish that he never had      Here in the fast lane   He's hard up again   The sweet and the sour   Are one and the same   Forgo all conclusions   It's not over yet   And always remember   You're not who you met   Like Roland D. Rhodes      Doesn't really know and doesn't seem to care   Can't score a connection to anywhere   Roland D. Rhodes isn't worried at all   In fact he tells you that he's having a ball      Here in the fast lane   He's hard up again   The sweet and the sour   Are one and the same   Forgo all conclusions   It's not over yet   And always remember   You're not who you met   Like Roland D. Rhodes