I want some eyebrows   bushy and big and    full of bear fur   sittin right on my face where    you can see them   fall in the chasm   of despair when   I don't get exactly what I want out of life      I want my house back   I want my ski pants   I want some bullets   I need a gun too      I want the Jacksons from 1973   I want the Osmonds   Want you to love me      I want a teacher   from outerspace   Who's got a different   perspective on the    whole human race      There's no reason   why we can't get along   except for the fact that   everything that we know is wrong      I want some answers   I want a ?   I want a haircut now   Something different and plain      I want the Jacksons from 1973   I want the Osmonds   Want you to love me      I want a gold watch   I want some Hickory Farms   I want a DJ now   with a thousand arms      I want some kung-fu   I want the realness of space   I want to see your smile   shine up your face