Hey, got my hands in my back pocket   I'm a jumpin'   Unscrewing the light from the socket   And I'd rather stand than sit   Puttin' all the people in the dark   Tellin' everyone good night bye bye   I put the sound      Carryin' the truth in my back pocket   My hands are holdin' me down   I've been waiting for people to ask me   What have you found      I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit   I was dead before a gypsy   She held my head and    Fought with my boots till my eyes turned red   I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit   Oh I'd rather stand than sit   I've been down to the gutter   Hopin' I've lived on honey and butter   But with me a life's a game   I call insane   I'm not the one to blame   I'm called insane      I was hung when I was young   I was named insane   I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit   I broke all the laws before my age   I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit   Yeah I'd rather stand than sit   I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit   I turn around to see the clown   But with me a life's a game   I call insane   I'm not the one to blame   I'm called insane      I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit   I'd rather stand than sit   I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit   I'd rather stand than sit   I put the sound