I wanna be a lawyer   Doctor or professor   A member of the UMC      I want an air conditioner   Cottage on the river   And all the money I can see      I wanna drive a Lincoln   Spend my evenings drinking   The very best burgandy      I want a yacht for sailing   Private eye for tailing   My wife if She's a bit too free      I've been told ever since a boy   that's what one aught to be   A part of the UMC      I want a pool to swim in   Fancy suits to dress in   Some stock in GM and GE      An office in the city   Secretary pretty   Who'll take dictation on my knee      I want a paid vacation   Don't want to have to ration   A thing with anyone but me      And if there's war or famine   Promise I'll examine   The details if they're on TV      I'll pretend to be liberal but I'll still support the GOP,   As part of the UMC      I wanna be a lawyer   Doctor or professor   A member of the UMC