pay the bills   cut the grass   someone forgot the trash   Oh the talks we've had about the toilet seat.   a few anniversaries, fights and apologies   somtimes what love needs is a good referee      im his best friend, im his room mate   im his partner, im his wife   hes stand-in date for dinner   that stays over everynight   being married aint the struggle   you could stay that way forever   the hardest part is living together      stack of plates   whose turn is it anyway   that frozen chicken aint gonna cook itself   how much did that cost?   who forgot to walk the dog?   ones about to freeze to death   ones about to melt      im his best friend, im his room mate   im his partner, im his wife   hes stand-in date for dinner   that stays over everynight   being married aint the struggle   you could stay that way forever   the hardest part is living together      its beautiful its ugly   its passionate its dont touch me   its being stubborn its giving in   wakin up to do it all again      im his best friend, im his room mate   im his partner, im his wife   hes stand-in date for dinner   that stays over everynight   being married aint the struggle   you could stay that way forever   the hardest part is living together      im his best friend, im his room mate   im his partner, im his wife   hes stand-in date for dinner   that stays over everynight   being married aint the struggle   you could stay that way forever   the hardest part is living together      the hardest part is living together