The welcome sign is missin' an "O"   From a teenage twelve gauge shotgun hole   Been on the county's list of things, not to fix   For ten years now nothin' happens in this town      You gotta cross the line to get a drink   'Cause this one's dry and that one ain't   Yeah, you might wind up on a jail house bunk   You'll get out, nothin' happens in this town      Happens every time you turn around   We all know Joe could have gone pro   When he fills your tank, he'll tell you so   You don't see Jimmy when he ain't stoned   The girl next door's six months along, waitin' on a Greyhound   That's what happens when nothin' happens in this town      Last Saturday night I guess Sara got bored   'Cause I got further than I got before   I ain't supposed to tell but what the hell   I'm sick of how nothin' happens in this town      Happens every time you turn around   We all know Joe could have gone pro   When he fills your tank, he'll tell you so   You don't see Jimmy when he ain't stoned   The girl next door's six months along, waitin' on a Greyhound   That's what happens when nothin' happens in this town      Nothin' happens in this town      Happens every time you turn around   We all know Joe could have gone pro   When he fills your tank, he'll tell you so   You don't see Jimmy when he ain't stoned   The girl next door's six months along, waitin' on a Greyhound   That's what happens when nothin' happens in this town      Nothin' happens in this town   Hey Joe, what's happenin'?