Hi honey, I'm workin' late again tonight   Yeah, I just called so you'd know   Liars one, believers zero      Hello baby, can I buy you a drink?   Am I married? Heavens, no   Liars two, believers zero      I see the look in her eyes   And I know that she believes   Before the night is over   She'll give herself to me      I'll hold her close and I'll kiss her lips   Tell her I love her so   Liars three, believers zero      Hey honey, I'm home   I had to work all night   With the job like mine that's how it goes   Liars four, believers zero      But wait she's not here   She's gone with all her things   She found she couldn't beat me   So she started her own game      I've checked the house and I've called her friends   Where she's gone, nobody knows   Believers one, liars zero   Believers one, liars zero