Have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas   You know those yankees lost   from now on the red sox are no longer cursed   Have yourself a friggin awesome christmas   I hope you totally hook up   call back rod, from high school that was always drunk   once again we're livin high school days   you know those wasted days of the old   hammered friends that are wicked fucked   they'll be pukein up on the floor   through the years we'll all be drunk in boston   doin Yeager bombs   call my brother bobby so we can all get so high      have yourself a wicked pisser christmas   let's watch nanna get drunk   remember last year when she passed out in your brother's trunk   have yourself a friggin awesome christmas   come and sit right here   don't be retarded let's shortgun another beer   shoppin drunk down in harvard square   or was it davis square   who cares?   nathanial hall can really suck my balls   but barbara rack is so cool      through the years we'll all be drunk in boston   rootin for the sox   go call my girl, i'm really way to friggin drunk   have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas   get your ass up and cheer   sing loud boston and raise your favorite pint of beer   and let's all wish the sox another kick ass year