Whole house freeze      It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was   Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly   Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction   Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me      I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea   And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle   And I said, "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal   I would love to see you in a nightgown"      She said, "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet   I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat   I've come to your country in search of a lost scroll   That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold"      I looked at her confused and said, "But why have you told me this?"   She said the description that I fit was that of the chosen one   Who'd go beyond then slipped a concoction in my drink   Immediately set my consciousness drift      Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair   With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle   Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing   Her steps on the stairs had a magic gleam, glowed brightly      To prepare me for my journey a sword was hovering towards me   Plus garlic from the Keepers of the gate who bore all the secrets and take   Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain   Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the scroll      Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in   Began traveling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited   I thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way   I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute      Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions   The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren   Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end?   Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in   And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then      Whole house freeze      Just then I pulled the sword and somehow   It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed   And the same glow that I seen in the sword I seen in the eyes of the lion   Who began leading me in a specific direction   As if trying to tell me something      Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described   Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped   And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried   After years we have finally been awakened      The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by one   Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing   Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops   And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp      Then I grabbed my sword, the garlic put it around my neck   Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing   Off with their heads   The gates slowly and mysteriously opened   So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective      Spider webs the size of king-size beds   Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead   Just then the same light beamed brightly and in the distance   At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden scroll   And just as I thought my mission was over   I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder      As she began to transform and metamorphosis   She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes   And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire   So once again I grabbed my trusty sword but to my astonishment      She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the scroll   And exited much faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping   Clasp full of flames cast in my direction   I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death   And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding   How could I survive and last another round inside this madness?      Whole house freeze