F O R E !      Straight down the middle   It went straight down the middle   Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit   That's when my caddie lost sight of it   That little white pellet has never been found to this day   But it went straight down the middle like they say      Whack down the fairway   It went smack down the fairway   Then it started to slice just a smidge off line   It headed for two but it bounced off nine   My caddie says long as you're still in the state you're okay   Yes it went straight down the middle quite a ways      The sun was never brighter   The greens were never greener   And I was never keener to play   I heard it came down the middle   It went zing down the middle   Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom   There's always the lies in the locker room   And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say   That it went straight down the middle today      Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom   Though they charge just for listening in the locker room   But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say   That it went straight down the middle   Where it wound up is a riddle   But it went straight down the middle far away