Limousines, oranges,   Stars, moons,   Submarines, jeeps,   Glaciers, cars,   Caterpillars, even grapes      It's none of my business   But you have to eat   Your appetite is appalling   Have some salad   Bite an apple   Suck an oragne   Taste the pate   I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life      I've got to eat something   Otherwise I'll just die   But the choice is too great   I can't decide what to eat   I'll possibly just eat the menu?       How would you like strawberry juice?    Or lemon red sea perch?    Bite the kiwi   Have some chicken   I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life      The waiter came with the menu   And said here you go.   I said thankyou but   The choice is too great,   Why can't I be a cod   In the depths of the ocean   And just eat small fish   The cod has such simple taste   But o've got all the choice      Oh, you vague costomer   You'll have to look somewhere else   You have to find something to eat   So eat a moment   A person   An apple   A feeling   Eat a rockband      I won't complain but...